E3 2009: Final Fantasy News

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It's a very Final Fantasy E3.

First was the bombshell revelation that Final Fantasy XIV is in the works and will be an MMORPG for both the PlayStation 3 and PC, then some cool new action from Final Fantasy XIII, and now comes word that Final Fantasy VII, regarded by some as the best Final Fantasy RPG, is available right now for download on the PlayStation Network for both the PSP and the PlayStation 3.

Personally, I'm not "into" Final Fantasy. I've really tried to get into this series, as it seems to mean so much to so many people, but the truth is, I'm just not able to enjoy it. It's just not my thing. What about you? Are you into Final Fantasy? Which number is your ultimate favorite?

[via G4TV]

Destiny’s Child Mobile Game Released: Bullet and Gun not included

I've never been into the Final Fantasy series but I know that a lot of people love them. So it breaks my heart to tell you that the company who brought you that stellar game is bringing you the new 'Destiny's Child' game!

That's right!! You heard correctly.

Square-Enix, the masterminds behind classics like Final Fantasy VII are now doing mobile games for AT&T apparently. Destiny’s Child Groove allows cellphone users of all ages to dance and move their asses to R&B grooves from Beyonce & Co. Hits like “Survivor" and “Say My Name” are included and you’ve gotta show off your hot thumb skills if you want to be the ultimate dance champion.

Somehow I've just become a little dumber for posting this.

A noose? A kingdom for a noose. Someone? Anyone? A noose please?