Pants with built in keyboard and mouse

Wow, you’d have to be really nerdy to wear these keypants/keyboard trousers. I do a lot of nerdy things but wearing these pants is kind of beyond the pale. That said, how awesome are they? and the built-in mouse? Check out the close-up. Did you notice there are speakers built into the knees?

Great way to pick up girls at a LAN party.

But seriously, I think I'd have to kick the person's ass that I saw wearing these on general principal alone. But that's just me...I have anger issues.

Sinbad Is Found Alive, And Is A Nerd

I guess all the rumors about Sinbad being dead was a little premature, considering he's here talking about how he has Windows and OS X running at the same time. But what's amazing is that he's a complete Mac nerd, and really knows what he's talking about. Listen how he talks about Macs and virtual machines like a pro.

Sinbad has nerd street cred!!!

[VMWare via Gizmodo]

God Bless the iMac

So today I finally gave in to the devil and purchased a 20" iMac. And let me tell you, this thing is cool as hell. Built in camera and microphone. The iLife suite for picture editing, video editing/creation, etc. I also purchased a wireless keyboard and mouse, and let me tell you the little keyboard is the coolest thing I've ever seen All of which comes with a remote.

The more impressive thing to me? The thinness of the machine. For having a built in wireless N network card, bluetooth, dvd burner, 3 USB plugs, 2 firewire, etc. this thing is no thicker than a standard monitor. But the resolution and display on it is probably the best I've seen. Did I mention it comes with a miniature remote? And it's so quiet.

And the Leopard OS is on it. I've been playing around with some of this. I do have a hard time with only one aspect, and that is the yearly cost for a .Mac account (email, 10GB of storage, web pages, hosting) so we'll see. I have signed up for the 60 day free trial of it to see if it is worth it. I imagine that down the line I will probably go ahead and add that, but for now it's just learning the subtle differences.

I will tell you this, the drag and drop functionality built inside of this is incredible. And the OS just screams...and that's with only 1GB of RAM. I haven't played with it too terribly much yet tonight, shockingly, so a further post with a review of it will be forthcoming.

Now comes the part where I push for my trillian astra account to get me access to the mac portion and then try to screw with people on iChat. The possibilities are endless!

How A Geek Proposes To A Girl

Now this geek put together an interesting way to ask a girl to marry him. This proposal is very well done, and a creative way to do it.

No word on what the girl said, but chances are she knows what she's getting into.

[YouTube via Gizmodo]

Nerd Loses Mind After Reaching Level 60 In WoW

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Ya see!!!

This is why people make fun of nerds. This level of excitement should only be reserved for winning the world championship of your sport, winning the lottery, or having a super model screaming out your name in a romp of passion.

Not for reaching level 60 in World of Warcraft!

Man.... I'm embarrassed to be a geek.

[Crunchgear]

Ultimate Star Wars Collection: Available On Ebay

Are you feeling like your Star Wars collection isn't quite what it should be?
Afraid that your geek cred could take a hit because you don't have the complete Cantina scene set?

Are you ready to take you nerdism to the next level?

Well here is your chance to own the ultimate Star Wars collection, all courtesy of some guy who must not be dating much. This complete set is up for sale on ebay at the starting price of $25,450, but with a 'buy it now' of $34,500 and he's even throwing in the Spawn series!!!

Wow!!

So you want to know about the guy who's selling the collection, and why? Check the quote:

"THIS IS A BIG STEP I’M TAKING IN ORDER TO MOVE ON AND ACCOMPLISH A NEW PLAN I HAVE FOR MY FUTURE."

I hope a date with a girl is in that plan.

eBay Auction [eBay, via Crunchgear]

Transformer Rings: Dumb As It Sounds!

If you're the kind of fanboy that needs to show the world just how much you love The Transformers, then I've got something for you.

Get yourself a Transformer ring and show everyone your undying commitment to the Autobots or the Decepticons. Two types of rings will be made - Destron or Cybertron, and they're in limited edition with only 50 being made each.

And it can be yours for the price of $185.

So go ahead, and prove to the world that you're a nerd that doesn't accept anything less than the best.

Product page via Gizmodo.

Realistic Halo 3 Toys: For Uber Nerds

For all of you Halo fans that like to play imaginary 'Master Chief', Jasman Toys is going to make your dreams come true. Jasman created the Plasma Rifle and Plasma Pistol from the Halo game series, and they didn't just stop at the way they look. They both come with Laser Pursuit technology, which has infrared beam that registers hits on an LCD counter, lights, recoil, and even heating vents that open when.. well.... it over heats.

These replica toys will be introduced at the Comic-Con this week and the Plasma Rifle will sell for $119 and the Plasma Pistol for $79.

Go ahead and pick these up, and guarantee that you'll never get a date.

Hit the jump for more info. [ActionFigureInsider via Gizmodo]

Darth Vader Supreme Edition Costume

So you went to the Star Wars 30th Anniversary convention this year, but while there your geek cred took a hit. All the other geeks had much better costumes than the one your mother made, and you know you can't live that down.

Well fear not dark lord.

The Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume is your destiny! It includes the cape, black jumpsuit, armor cast from the original Lucasfilm molds, and even the cod piece to impress the ladies.

And the best part?
It comes with the breathing apparatus to mimic Darth's sounds. All can be had for $850, but wait, there's more. Act now and they'll throw in a free FX Lightsaber.

Hit the jump for the site. [CB Swords via Gizmodo]

Homemade Darth Vader Belt Makes You Uber Star Wars Geek

So you got your Darth Vader phone, your Star Wars lightsaber, and if you're lucky, maybe you got one of these figures. Now you can pair all of that with the ultimate Star Wars accessory, a Darth Vader belt!!!

It's a pretty hardcore project so you may wanna put the girls on hold while tackling this monster, but chances are if you're making it, you don't have many girls in your life, huh, sport.

Check it out after the jump. [GearFuse]