Heat Ray Makes 60 Minutes Reporter Scream And Run

There's nothing like a military ray gun that makes you feel like you're on fire when hit. It's said that most people can't stand more than 4-5 seconds of the beam hitting them, but 60 minutes reporter David Martin isn't able to make it 3 seconds.

Nothing like a ray beam to enforce your ideals on some evil doers!

Just ask the Empire.

[CBS via Gizmodo]

4 Year Old Gets GTA Birthday Cake: That's Just Bad!

Ok, I must be one of those new age dads that must have a stick up my ass, because this cake for a 4 year old is just WRONG!

First of all why is a 4 year old playing or even aware of GTA: San Andreas game? I love the rolled up fake money twisted into the sides and the picture of the brotha holding a gun. And you just know that Lil’ Drerrick is going to turn out to be a winner.

Hey, my son's 1st birthday is this Sunday, I wonder if it's too late to pick one up?

That just screams good parenting!!!

[OK Future via Crunchgear]

M41-A Pulse Uber Rifle, Recreated

Aliens fans will recognize this gun. In the original movie, the M41-A fired 45 caliber bullets, 12 gauge shot gun rounds and mini grenades. Apparently the prop wasn't just the product of sci-fi movie magic, but of real, current (80s) technologies. That's why one totally loony enlightened guy spent 18 months and $1,000 building an M41 of his own.

“The parts are difficult to find. Remaining true to the original prop construction, and remaining within the guidelines of the US law, I decided to go with as many real gun parts as possible.”

Well if I find myself holed up on a desolate planet with a bunch of Aliens wanting to 'hug' my face, I know what link to click on.

Linky. [tk560.com]