Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Review by Zero Punctuation

Why can't I seem to get enough of this guy?

Because he's funny!!!

Not safe for work people!!!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: Are Your Fingers Tired Yet?

So the new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is out!!!

The most anticipated game of the year is now available and I know that there were a lot of jokers waiting in line for it.

So were you one of them?

Give your review if you got it!!!

My Favorite Brit Reviews “Dead Space”

I just can’t get enough of this guy!!!

Very funny, and of course NSFW.

Been Busy Gaming

   OK, I've been a little busy playing some games the past week or two.  The first of the three games I was eagerly anticipating was Saints Row 2.  The Saints Row series has a lot in common with the GTA series, except with their latest offering they didn't decide to go the more realistic route and just up the fun factor from a very underrated game. 
   Now, I won't lie to you, the plot is nowhere near the quality and depth of Grand Theft Auto 4.  But as with the first one, the plot is just a means to get right to the meat of the game, the action.  And the action is fast and abundant.  As opposed to the start of Grand Theft Auto 4, where your first mission is to drive from the ship you disembark to your cousins apartment (not exactly a ramp up of action), you start off waking up from a coma in prison and have to fight your way out of jail (as opposed to the way Prison Break decided to make it an everlasting way of breaking out of jail.)
   And the game does not slow down from there.  The next few missions have you assaulting strongholds, killing rival gang members and just causing general mayhem until the final missions.  The main story line is not extremely long (42 story missions and 14 strongholds necessary to finish game), but they extend the game with the fact that to do a certain level of the game you need to achieve a certain level of respect.  Even though it seems this is just a cheap way to lengthen the game, earning respect actually makes the game easier.
   You earn respect by playing through missions and strongholds, completing activities and diversions and killing rival gang members.  In addition, you earn higher respect multipliers by buying new clothes and and items for your cribs.  Once your respect bar fills up, you can access higher missions.

   Now the part of the game that I like better than GTA4, the variety of activities and diversions, and the territory aspect.  The territories of rival gangs are eventually taken over when you complete a mission or stronghold, when that is accomplished, you earn a certain amount of money per day.  You can also purchase businesses in territories you own, and they give you a certain amount of money per day.  Trust me, the price of ammo really makes this necessary.  Plus the activities (Hitman and Chop Shop) and diversions (stunt jumps, barnstorming, driving activities, mini-games) all earn you money, respect and certain levels give you perks like certain weapons or unlimited ammo.  Also, in addition to your star rating with police, you have the same with the other gangs, if you go in their turf and smoke a couple of their guys, they will come after you, the more you kill the more they send after you at once.  This can cause additional problems during missions and everything. 
   Overall, I give the game a 8.5 out of 10.  A solid B effort.  There are a lot of graphical glitches and slowdowns that preclude it from getting a better rating, but its worth buying.  So far, I've completed 81% total (the finished game and a lot of the activities). 
   Next I'll let you know about Fable 2 which was the next game I was playing, but my download of Fallout 3 from Steam is complete so I have to start the 3rd game of my trifecta.  If you have any questions or comments feel free to email me, I can let you know more stuff in detail than I can on this little review.

Yahtzee Lets "Too Human" Have It

My favorate Britton is going after "Too Human".

I can't believe this kind of humor is free!!!

Review Of 'Soul Calibur IV' By Yahtzee, Hide The Kids!

Yahtzee is at it again.

This time he lets 'Soul Calibur IV' have it....... And you know it's NSFW.

Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

Okay, I have to admit that I was not exactly excited about this game. I Don't have nearly as much MMO time as I used to, but I was thinking about giving it a try. But, the only way I may try it is if someone gives me a buddy pass. (Hint Hint...)

Zero Punctuation reviews Lego Indy Jones

And once again, the ramblings of Yahtzee seem to hit the nail right on the head.  Now, I love the lego series games so far, but don't even think of playing them without a gamepad of some kind.  The keyboard control will have you wanting to bash your forehead with the keyboard until you look like a modern day Joseph Merrick.

Zero Punctuation video review of Metal Gear Solid 4

Well the fast talking British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer is back at it again, and he makes me a little thankful that I didn't purcase MGS4 when I got my PS3.

Yahtzee reviews older games too!!

I forgot all about this game. Too bad its not available on gametap. Oh well, since my XBOX 360s were stolen, I guess I'll have to be playing some of the older games like this. Hello bargain bin, here we come.

UPDATE: Talk about a great ad concept. I think Valve should use this since they have the game available for a bargain basement price of $9.99 on Steam. Looks like I won't have to go far to try this one.

Yahtzee Reviews Grand Theft Auto 4

My guy Yahtzee is on point again with his review of Grand Theft Auto IV. And I have to say that he hits the target with this one.

Oh..... And if you don't know yet, NSFW.

Yahtzee Reviews The 'God of War' Series

Yahtzee is at it again... This time he takes on God of War series. Oh yeah, sit back, relax, and strap it down.

GTA IV review

Well, we know that someone played through the game a week or so ago, but here's the first review I've seen. And from the sounds of it, I definitely will be at Best Buy at midnight on Tuesday morning (luckily the closest one is doing the midnight thing), and I'll be playing all day on Tuesday.

Yahtzee Let's You Know What He Thinks Of Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Yahtzee reviews Super Smash Bros. Brawl!!!

You just can't pay for this kind of entertainment. NSFW.

Yahtzee actually likes a game

I really can't get enough of Yahtzee and his hilarious reviews. Let's give him some recognition and vote for him at the People's Voice Webby Awards.

Zero Punctuation reviews Army of Two

I really do believe that Yahtzee does the best 3 minute reviews on the web.

As always, this review is funny and NSFW

Zero Punctuation - Zack & Wiki

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present this weeks Zero Punctuation!!!
As always it is very NSFW and LMFAO.

This weeks victim...err...game is Zack & Wiki for the Wii.

Zero Punctuation Review Of Turok

Oh stop it, stop it you funny British man. I can't take it any more....

Review of Turok by Yahtzee.... oh, it's certainly NSFW.

Zero Punctuation: Burnout: Paradise

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee takes Burnout: Paradise for a spin. And as always, it is very NSFW and very funny.

Zero Punctuation reviews Capcom's Devil May Cry 4

Here's another great review from Zero Punctuation by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw via The Escapist Magazine. It is definitely NSFW, but great for a laugh. Enjoy