If you want to make sure that you won't get a date this Valentines day, pick up one of these babies. This Speed Racer Race-A-Round Sound Helmet will help you live out your Speed Racer fantasies while keeping the women at bay. The helmet makes vroom vroom sounds, along with crashing and breaking noise, and the buttons on the side plays phrases from the upcoming movie.
The Race-A-Round Sound Helmet will run you $25, but you should be able to afford it with no girl in your life.
[Mattel via Gizmodo]
