Friday, November 2, 2007

Shock-Proof Jacket: Ensures Taser To The Nads


Well with all the happy gung-oh law enforcement out there ready to taser your behind for running a stop sign, Gregory Russell Schultz from Arizona empathizes you. So much so that he's created a shock proof jacket, that repels the effects of a taser gun. He has filed a patent for what he calls a "energy weapon protection device", shielding you from the piercing, electrifying barbs.

The jacket has conductive and non-conductive panels that creates a complete electrical circuit, protecting you from the herk and jerk floor dance that taser-guns make you do. Leaving only the officer in shock, and needing to use a more permanent solution to your non-compliance.

[Danger Room via Engadget]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

With that jacket, the right haircut, and the correct sunglasses, The cops will think you're the terminator.

For pete's sake I hope the cops won't start aiming for the face!!!

Timothy Pontious said...

in other news, all the boys in my hood will be wearing them this winter, which means the arms race will escalate yet again. This is a win for the criminals, not the honest citizens.