How not to destroy a PS2

I'm not sure where to rank this act of stupidity, but it has to be pretty high.

Gary Wells just spent 600 bucks on a brand new paperweight PS3, and decided to have a little party on Friday night to celebrate his great purchase. With no need for his old PS2 anymore, he set up a drawing to choose who gets to destroy it in whatever way they decide. Everyone put their names in a bowl, and by the end of the night when everyone was drunk off their ass, they held the drawing and Gary’s friend Mike won.

Mike proceeded to unzip his pants and urinate all over the obsolete PS2, not realizing it was still plugged in.

Bad idea!!!

Because urine is an excellent conductor of electricity, the guy was instantly knocked unconscious and nearly electrocuted. He was lucky enough to be treated and released at a local hospital.

Why do I get the feeling that this happened somewhere in the south?

Okay, so now we have this straight right: It's not a PEE S2!!!!