You've landed on this page because you're either a really big Star Trek fan, or you're morbidly curious about what kind of nerd would want these items. I would like to speak, for a moment, to that first group. Ignore the haters, guys - they don't understand Trek. They don't get how cool it is to travel at Warp 9.975 through the Delta Quadrant, or snapping around a singularity at faster-than-light whipping you into the past, or applying two annular confinement beams slightly out of phase onto a Starfleet officer just as an atmospheric window closed causing a duplicate to materialize on the planet’s surface... The shows were epic, and those poor souls will just have to live in the sad technologically-vapid world they've created for themselves.
You're different - you practically LIVE in the 24th century. You've got a communicator, sure. You may even have tribbles and shirts, but do you have 24th century wall panels? No? Well, step right up, my friends! Why, for just a few strips of latinum, you can decorate your own 21st century domicile with lighting and power wall-plates, complete with LCARS interface designs! Of course, the panels are non-working - probably because our primitive electrical power-systems are incompatible with 24th century technology. Perhaps you need a new phase-inducer, or maybe you can run an EPS purge of the primary relays?
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