Forget Cloverfield; The Blob from the 50's is HERE!!! FO REAL!!!

Scuze my "FO REAL", that's the "Kiss My Fat Black Ass side of me talking" (Thanks Tyra)

But really; this Blob thing is growing in a city in Maine as we speak! If you don't believe me, read the story!!!!

What's next? C.H.U.D?!?!?!