Jack Thompson, the video game hatting attorney, thinks that he is a target in the upcoming video game 'Grand Theft Auto 4'. He claims that an article written in 'Game Informer' magazine reveals a mission in GTA4 that involves killing an attorney. He is convinced that the attorney represents himself. Check the insanity below:
"You have until five o’clock P.M. this Friday… to inform me that you are going to delete the above references and any other references that could reasonably be construed to be references to me in Grand Theft Auto IV and any other video games that are pending release…
Now you have descended this low - using one of your games to threaten my physical safety… Failure to comply with the deadline… will result in my having to take necessary and proper means to stop release of the game which targets me personally… given the copycatting of violent games…"
This guy will file a lawsuit for anything!!!
[Gamepolitics.com via G4TV]
2 comments:
Dear GOD!!! I am really starting to wonder about the sanity of this jackass. If I'm correct, every GTA game made so far has had you trying to kill either a lawyer or judge. Gee Jack. Are you starting to realize that maybe you're going too far and starting to see moving shadows everywhere??? Is your universe so self-centered that you believe it's always about you??? What else do you have to worry about Ptolemy?? Watch out for the gamers in black suits and sunglasses.
BTW...I hope Jack does search the web for references to him. If you're reading this Jack-ass Thopmson. Go somewhere and die.
Alternative: I think they should just use a furry little weasle named Jack Thompson. You don't/can't kill it, but in a minigame just kick it around a lot and wipe the floor with it for extra points.
Post a Comment